love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
What a dumb baby whore.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
