How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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