i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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