Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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