Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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