It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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