Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
last night I used snow as a chaser
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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