somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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