i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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