Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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