I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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