Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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