So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
