spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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