After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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