was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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