4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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