Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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