I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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