The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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