haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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