i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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