this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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