i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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