never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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