Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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