There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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