just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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