ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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