just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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