i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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