...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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