Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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