so that wasnt chicken after all
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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Houston, we have a blender
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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