wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My liver just had a heart attack.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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