Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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