Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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