i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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