some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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