i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
