Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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