Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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