you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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