Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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