stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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