what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I AM VODKA MAN
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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