Can i not drive my cunt home
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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