i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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