16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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