but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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