OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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