talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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