Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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