It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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