Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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