Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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