I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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