trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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